Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
...so i touched it.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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