Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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