We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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