For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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