she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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