He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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