My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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