ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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