I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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