North Korea, Best Korea!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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