Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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