he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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