I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
