Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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