Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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