they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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