Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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