good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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