If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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