As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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