last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
try to milk me bitch
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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