do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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