I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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