There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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