she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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