if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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