sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
