your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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