i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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