nut hugger
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
