She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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