Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
