so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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