it hurts more in the daytime
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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