I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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