We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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