I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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