Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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