That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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