i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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