you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The feeling are messing with the penis
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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