We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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