found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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