everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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