oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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