I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this just has baby written all over it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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