he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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