How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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