Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
