after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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