Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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