Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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